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- OhYeahSince1985
- Female, 23
- Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland, SE
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- 11/07/09
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fjortisar!
November 2, 2009"Fjortis" loosely translated, means immature bimbo teens and theres plenty of those. You really gotta live here to understand but i'll do my best to describe the nature of the "fjortis". But i have to warn you, if you got a weak stomach, don't read it.
I don't know if i'm just to "old" to understand this new culture among the 14-16 year olds in sweden, but as i recall, i myself, or anyone else for that matter, acted like they do when we were their age.
First of all, they ALL loke the same, i mean it, they are all identical! They all wear the same shade of very very light pink lipstick (almost white) and for some to me unknown reason, they insist on putting on a big fucking pile of lotion, body lotion (?!) on their nose, wtf? it's supposed to resemble a bunny or some shit like that. It's bad enough that they all look like hell but it's even worse when they open their mouth. Now here's were i get confused, i can sort of understand the look that supposed to be sexy (i'm gonna be sick cause' there's nothing sexy about it) and i can sort of understand that they all look the same cause' they live for their friends and their popularity so in order to be accepted they all have to look the same, ridiculous i know, but i didn't make up the rules for this. However, the thing i don't understand is WHY anyone would want to make themselves sound more stupid than they are?
I'm not kidding, it's like their entire vocabulary consists of 2 sentences, and as soon as the "cool" (i'm gonna be sick again) guy comes around they loose another 50% of their vocabulary, all you hear is "heheheee" and then they spend the rest of the time fixing their hair. An even more disturbing sight is when they go out to these "clubs" for minors, wearing nothing but underwear, let me remind you that they're around the age of 14-15. Again, i didn't do shit like that or act stupid like that when i was their age.
The thing is that their biggest fucking idol is this little blonde 15 year old bimbo that writes a "famous" blog here in sweden, so they all look up to her. I've never read blogs, but by accident i ended up reading her's and the pieces started to fall in place. I finally understood why everone looks the same. I really hate to judge their "personal" style but they make me sick. You really have to see it for yourself to understand why it irritates me to the level that i feel i have to get it out of my system by posting it here.
It just pisses me of, the fact that they feel like they have to act dumb in order to be perceived as "cute". And they think they know all about sex appeal, they're 15 ffs! if they wanna know a thing or 2 about that subject they should take a fucking look at me. I think i'm old enough to master that a little better than them, not to brag or anything, but come on now :P
And their loud, so loud! i can't even sit on a bus without having to listen to their loud voices, they even have their own little language that sounds like fucking baby talk (and once again, i feel sick) gah! i'm sure that you all think i'm just overreacting, so i've put together a little list of youtube clips that you should watch, just to get an idea of what i'm complaining about :P it doesn't matter if you don't understand a word of swedish cause' it's all about how they act. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6NjoDC-lDk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUhtxbjQP4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6xthJX_Ohk&feature=related
The second clip is my favorite cause' on that one you can see the lotion on the nose and face thing XD I aint' saying that i don't pose on photos, cause' i do, but fuck, i'm 10 years older than them, so up yours! :D Again, some of those people are as young as 13, the oldest once might be around 15. it sends shivers of discomfort down my spine any day. Someone once told me that i'm just jealous, yeeaaaah, that's what it's all about (?!) busted! i'd totally LOVE to be more like them. I'm gonna go out and get myself a big tube of body lotion to paint my face with right now!
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